Once upon a time
I asked a man
to rise and shine.
He looked at me
not saying a word
just staring like he
was some kind of nerd.
With crowbar and glasses
he kind of looked
like the comic con masses
hence not very good.
That's when I noticed the people around
all dressed up and geeky, some of them round
What dawned on me was - while I may be the G Man
this was the wrong place for me to find Freeman.
I took my briefcase and made my way out
not once looking back at this uncanny crowd
saving the world is a task on its own
but dealing with gamers? I'd rather be stoned.